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bybyeblackbird:

Kevin Smith explaining how Johnny Depp asked him if he could wear a dick on his face as a nose in ‘Tusk’ (2014) (x)

And thus proving what we already knew - that Johnny Depp is really just a 5-year-old child in an expensive hat.

bloodpactgirlscout:

icantspellbuterfly:

bloodpactgirlscout:

so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."

and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious. 

pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.

no i will continue to do that

behindbobsburgers:

*Reaching enlightenment* (via comicbooktakeover)

fallontonight:

With all the bad news out in the world right now, Jimmy asked local news anchors to read us some good news

laughingsquid:

Krispy Kreme UK Creates the Double Hundred Dozen, A Tremendous Box of 2,400 Doughnuts

Why am I so surprised that this wasn’t done in the U.S. first

thedeedledee:

bloominrose:

kateordie:

Oh god I feel this so hard

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OH GOD how could a show about a man with SEVERE OCD DO THAT WITH ITS BOX SETS

bevsi:

fave adventure time couples <3 (human au ahahah)

satsekhem:

savethewildpinatas:

He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.

"Pardon me, I believe it is time for the delicious snacks that you provide. I will wait until you are ready."

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