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Kevin Smith explaining how Johnny Depp asked him if he could wear a dick on his face as a nose in ‘Tusk’ (2014) (x)
And thus proving what we already knew - that Johnny Depp is really just a 5-year-old child in an expensive hat.
so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious.
pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.
no i will continue to do that
With all the bad news out in the world right now, Jimmy asked local news anchors to read us some good news!
Why am I so surprised that this wasn’t done in the U.S. first
Oh god I feel this so hard
OH GOD how could a show about a man with SEVERE OCD DO THAT WITH ITS BOX SETS
fave adventure time couples <3 (human au ahahah)
He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.
"Pardon me, I believe it is time for the delicious snacks that you provide. I will wait until you are ready."