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How will we get there?
The Lego Movie | Phil Lord & Chris Miller, 2014 

9999ad:

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memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

this guy was watching the Gangnam Style music video with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Psy’s work and he’s like “so basically it’s about saying hey to sexy ladies and dancing like you’re riding a horse” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everybody a mother father gentleman” it’s precious

Oppdate: I gangnam

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

deadjosey:

this guy was watching Shrek (the movie series) with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that.

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Shrek and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting Ogre’s do what they want without being put down” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone Shrek” it’s precious.

update: I banged him

A foot of concrete is important
when your next-door neighbor
has to watch game shows at full volume.
Or when a blast of debris
that used to be your personal effects
blows out of your windows
and sails flaming into the night.

I SUPPOSE THESE THINGS HAPPEN.

urtube:

When you’re an old man with dentures and you light your beard on fire:image

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

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I am crying I love this too much

lolfunnow:

Tina Fey’s response to an Internet troll

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